Fire in the Wind

These are the things I learned during my recent visit to Chicago:

1.  Always read the directions carefully or else people may die.

2.  You don't have to know how to correctly use a martial arts weapon to make it deadly.

3.  Everynight should be BoonesFarm night.

4.  There is no point to shouting "Oopa!" in a Greek Resteraunt if only one plate of cheese is being set aflame.

5.  I am awesome at pictonary. (It's true!)

6.  It's a hard ticket to Hawaii.  It's not always paradise.

7.  There isn't much left on television that is "age appropriate"

8.  Netflix streaming video isn't as good since they started streaming quality movies and not just B through Z movies like before.

9.  A 9 volt battery have two AAA batteries inside it.  (I was told this by a 9 year old.  I believe her because she is probably smarter than I am.)

10.  There is no such things as a wheel throwing dance.

11.  Forgetting to pack chapstick is like forgetting oxygen on a trip into space.

12.  "Hot Pot" is the meal demonstration Natural Selection.  Only the fastest and most cunning get to eat.

13.  An un-named law student who is studying for the Bar with snap in a week's time.

14.  If the blow-up sex doll was in on it, you have to kill her too.

15.  How the surgery went doesn't matter; it's only how the stitches look afterward that matters.

16.  Chicago is awesome, and I miss everyone there.

-Rae

If you know of anything else I learned in Chicago, but forgot to mention, let me know.

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Additional:

17.  Getting shot in the chest is now an out-patient procedure that needs nothing more than a bandage...then you can go kick more ass.